Hippea's “The Free Food Revolution” :: Join The Movement!

Hippea's “The Free Food Revolution” :: Join The Movement!
Starting with the latest product from my new brand Hippea's, I have created a complete protein, vegan waffle & flapjax mix! A fellow client of mine asked me why I'm calling it "free food", and I told him that it's due to it being "free" from many allergens and other food agents that can be harmful to many people. Looking pretty bewildered, I shared with him a list of items it's free from so he could get a better idea of what I'm referring to. He then asked me,
"You mean to tell me that your mix doesn't contain any gluten, wheat, casein,
whey, or soy?"
I said, "Yep".
"You're saying that it doesn't have any flour, fish, yeast, lactose, peanuts, or tree nuts?"
I said, "Yep".
"You want me to believe, that I won't be able to find any cholesterol, white sugar, or artifical anything in it!"
I said, "Yep..."
"And that it's still healthy for me and a great source of protein and other nutrients!?"
I said, "Yep... Now Join The Movement!"